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This is for a 50_darkfics  claim to the Morag Tong from Morrowind. The Morag Tong, being a most excellent guild of assassins, is just ripe for this sort of nonsense.

001.Ravished. 002.Dark Path. 003.Rule/Ruler. 004.Blood. 005.Lost Haven.
006.Claws. 007.Awakening. 008.Animal. 009.Branded. 010.Torture.
011.Weapon. 012.Bound. 013.Nails. 014.Coffin/ Buried. 015.Angry.
016.Evil. 017.Fear. 018.Conquer. 019.Slave. 020.Master.
021.Brutal . 022.Leash. 023.Unholy. 024.Power. 025.Destiny.
026.Ancient. 027.Narcissus . 028.Innocence. 029.Guilt. 030.Chains.
031.Flame. 032.Past. 033.Present. 034.Broken. 035.Oath.
036.Never. 037.Forever. 038.Outcast. 039.Eternal. 040.Dance.
041.Fixation. 042.Dirty. 043.Candle. 044.Hunger. 045.Lust.
046.Wicked. 047.Stake. 048.Leather. 049.Razor. 050.Eruption .
051.Yes. 052.Forced. 053.Light. 054.Gleam. 055.No.
056.Madness. 057.Please. 058.Mask. 059.Destruction. 060.Poisonous.
061.Feral. 062.Shadow. 063.Masterpiece. 064.Ghost. 065.Match.
066.Midnight. 067.Mighty. 068.Coven. 069.Forsaken. 070.Unbound.
071.Pain. 072.Sorrow. 073.Cry/Tears. 074.Darkness. 075.Non-con.
076.Anonymous. 077.Unforgiving. 078.Different. 079.Rain. 080.Restraints.
081.Clamps. 082.Metal. 083.Love. 084.Hate. 085.Indifference.
086.Bite. 087.Phoenix. 088.Rope. 089.Ball. 090.Tight.
091.Hot. 092.Wax. 093.Voice. 094.Lick. 095.Need.
096.Writer's Choice. 097.Writer's Choice. 098.Writer's Choice. 099.Writer's Choice. 100.Writer's Choice.



Murphy's Law

So, as challenged over here, I am to write three Mass Effect fics based on these ones of Murphy's Laws.

Nothing is ever accomplished by a reasonable man.

Man will occasionally stumble over the truth, but most of the time he will pick himself up and continue on.

The universe is not only queerer than we imagine, it's queerer than we can imagine." (Bloch 91-92)

This should be . . . interesting.


oc_art100 prompt table for all my Elder Scrolls characters. Includes nearly all my characters from Arena, Morrowind and Oblivion.
I started this like, a few years ago and did loaaaads of them and then somehow just stopped for some reason. Dunno why. I'm going to pick it up now that I have a livejournal! Huzzah! Much Elder Scrolls original characters shall ensue!

001.Beginnings. 002.Middles. 003.Ends. 004.Insides. 005.Outsides.
006.Hours. 007.Days. 008.Weeks. 009.Months. 010.Years.
011.Red. 012.Orange. 013.Yellow. 014.Green. 015.Blue.
016.Purple. 017.Brown. 018.Black. 019.White. 020.Colourless.
021.Friends. 022.Enemies. 023.Lovers. 024.Family. 025.Strangers.
026.Teammates. 027.Parents. 028.Children. 029.Birth. 030.Death.
031.Sunrise. 032.Sunset. 033.Too Much. 034.Not Enough. 035.Sixth Sense.
036.Smell. 037.Sound. 038.Touch. 039.Taste. 040.Sight.
041.Shapes. 042.Triangle. 043.Square. 044.Circle. 045.Moon.
046.Star. 047.Heart. 048.Diamond. 049.Club. 050.Spade.
051.Water. 052.Fire. 053.Earth. 054.Air. 055.Spirit.
056.Breakfast. 057.Lunch. 058.Dinner. 059.Food. 060.Drink.
061.Winter. 062.Spring. 063.Summer. 064.Fall. 065.Passing.
066.Rain. 067.Snow. 068.Lightening. 069.Thunder. 070.Storm.
071.Broken. 072.Fixed. 073.Light. 074.Dark. 075.Shade.
076.Who? 077.What? 078.Where? 079.When? 080.Why?
081.How? 082.If. 083.And. 084.He. 085.She.
086.Choices. 087.Life. 088.School. 089.Work. 090.Home.
091.Birthday. 092.Christmas. 093.Thanksgiving. 094.Independence. 095.New Year.
096.Artist‘s Choice. 097.Artist‘s Choice. 098.Artist‘s Choice. 099.Artist‘s Choice. 100.Artist‘s Choice.
Finished 45/100


I have taken it upon myself to write 100crackfics   for the Elder Scrolls. Huzzah!

I mean seriously, this is a game that has canon slash. Like, literally canon slash. In the religious text sense. (Vivec/Molag Bal FTW!) It also has the 36 Lessons of Vivec, which are incoherent, the Dwemer who were either the creepiest motherfuckers ever to exist or charming little men who enjoyed tinkering and making friends with giants (depending upon how reputable a source you ask), NPCs who have really stupid conversations, NPCs who talk like they're from a wiki, and NPCs who yell at you to HALT! HALT! at any given point. We've got the whole entire Shivering Isles, where nothing that isn't crack has ever happened. There's horny Dunmer women and prudish Dunmer men, and how lovely it is not to wear clothes!

Yessir, the Elder Scrolls is crack city!
001. Dude Ranch. 002. Tiki Bar. 003. Whorehouse.
004. Opera. 005. Lavatory. 006. Vegetable.
007. Mineral. 008. Animal. 009. Computer.
010. Fungus. 011. Vomit. 012. Allergic.
013. Drunk/Altered. 014. Rash. 015. Hiccough.
016. Pink. 017. Plaid. 018. Polka Dot.
019. Pinstripe. 020. Paisley. 021. Fuzzy.
022. Slimy. 023. Gross. 024. Sticky.
025. Hairy. 026. The Day Before Yesterday. 027. Two Weeks from Tomorrow.
028. In the Next Century. 029. Maybe in Five Minutes. 030. Now.
031. Sock Puppet Theater. 032. Simon Says. 033. Truth or Dare.
034. Strip Poker. 035. Mime. 036. Giggle.
037. Squee. 038. Snort. 039. Sneer.
040. Twitch. 041. Embarrassment. 042. Phobia.
043. Nymphomania. 044. Amnesia. 045. Split Personality.
046. Itchy. 047. Starchy. 048. Tight.
049. Cruel Shoes. 050. Bad Hair Day. 051. Obnoxious.
052. Clumsy. 053. Dizzy. 054. Brainless.
055. Snotty. 056. Evil Twin. 057. Killer Robot.
058. Prostitute with a Heart of Gold. 059. Mary Sue/Marty Stu. 060. Heroic Pet.
061. Tickle. 062. Smooch/Snog. 063. Burp.
064. Snore. 065. Drool. 066. Dance on the Table.
067. Swing from a Vine. 068. In Disguise. 069. Public Nudity.
070. Throw Fruit. 071. w00t! 072. Yowza!.
073. Help! 074. Not again. 075. Boing!
076. Panty Raid. 077. Beauty Contest. 078. Karaoke.
079. Ping Pong. 080. Craft Project. 081. Inflatable Doll.
082. Sex Toy. 083. Scat. 084. Rubber.
085. Stuffed Animal. 086. Shakespeare Quote. 087. Limerick.
088. Famous Last Words. 089. Foot in Mouth. 090. Onomatopoeia.
091. Bum/Butt. 092. Elbow. 093. Toe.
094. Nostril. 095. Spleen. 096. Space Invasion.
097. Reality Show. 098. Undercover Agent. 099. Humiliating Secret.
100. Telepathy. 999.This space for rent. 000. Nothin’ here.

1/100 complete.



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